Monday, July 9, 2007

This is killing me!!!

OK blogging friends, this kills me. It really does. I'm sorry. I apologize ahead of time. Really I do. You really don't want this, but I tell you...you asked for it. You asked for it, I say. And, I'm a true blogging friend, so when you ask for it, I deliver.


OK, here it is.....



Don't scream....











We went to the festival AGAIN! I don't like getting pictures taken of me well, ever since college, when I weighed a lot less. However, D said that my blogging friends wanted to see me in my full costume, so I did it. So, when you want to laugh, just remember, that I'm very tender-hearted, and cry easy. Just ask Wendy. Maybe even Susie. I know Wendy has seen me cry many - a - time. Susie might have even caught an episode once or twice as well. So, don't laugh. And, if you're not going to leave a comment like I'm the most beautiful w*nch you've ever seen, well, then just don't leave a comment. Because, I'm fragile. And, I'm doing this for you.


OK, so I'm so conservative with my costume. Most of the women really "boost" 'em up there, right out there in your face where you can see 'em! Well, I'm with my three young boys, and honestly, they just don't want to see that! Anyway, mine don't boost up anymore. It just aint happenin' anymore!

So, since that first picture scared you, here's a little something for the ladies...


This is one of the guys who does the jousting. I think he's quite handsome. Only because I think he looks like my adorable husband when he was young, before the AF made him whack off his hair. He had long wavy hair like this when we were in college, and well, it just takes me back a few years. So, being the wonderful husband he is, since he knows I think this guy is cute, he took some pictures of him, just for me! And, being the blogging friend that I am, I wanted to share it with you!

9 comments:

txswordmaker said...

Yeah baby! I think you were the hottest w*nch there! Love you for all you do for for me. Pictures of "Sir Rodrick" are a small price to pay.

Lori - Queen of Dirty Laundry said...

Girl, you are so cute! Your smile is so sincere; I can tell you were really enjoying yourself. And did I mention that you look so cute?

Jouster Boy ain't half bad, either, and bravo to hubby for snapping a couple pictures for you.

A.K. said...

you look gorgeous!!! don't even think twice about getting your picture taken! thanks for being a true friend and sharing that with us (along with the stud!) Thanks for taking the picture D- that's true love for your wife!

The Morgan Family said...

I think you look beautiful!!!!!!!!

Wendy said...

Well you are a good looking w*nch. And, I am sure if you tried they would boost up, but you are right, your boys don't want to see that. I was getting ready, and had my shirt on but no bra, and Julia said, "Mom youre not gonna wear that are you?" I jokingly said "why, doesn't it look good?" She said "no, your boobs sag, and people don't want to see your boobs." Nice. She is 6?? Anyways, I can't believe you wore that in the stiffling heat. D owes you big, like a trip to Denver or something....

Wendy said...

Oh, yeah and sir Rodrick? Delicious.

Susie PSU said...

You are quite the loving wife for wearing that in the heat! I, for one, think it looks great! Hey, it beats MY costume!! (I don't have one...) :-)
I'd like to have you come to Chili's to eat some chips n salsa with me.

Stacy said...

He is a little tasty cake!!! MMMMMMMM
You look great! It looks fun. My husband would never do anything like that! I think it's awesome!!! Thanks for the pics!

Janice said...

Thanks for finally posting a picture of yourself, you sexy wench!! I can see why your hubby has the hots for you!

Oh, and thank you also for the eye candy - that knight is a cutie.