This is killing me!!!

OK blogging friends, this kills me. It really does. I'm sorry. I apologize ahead of time. Really I do. You really don't want this, but I tell you...you asked for it. You asked for it, I say. And, I'm a true blogging friend, so when you ask for it, I deliver.


OK, here it is.....



Don't scream....

We went to the festival AGAIN! I don't like getting pictures taken of me well, ever since college, when I weighed a lot less. However, D said that my blogging friends wanted to see me in my full costume, so I did it. So, when you want to laugh, just remember, that I'm very tender-hearted, and cry easy. Just ask Wendy. Maybe even Susie. I know Wendy has seen me cry many - a - time. Susie might have even caught an episode once or twice as well. So, don't laugh. And, if you're not going to leave a comment like I'm the most beautiful w*nch you've ever seen, well, then just don't leave a comment. Because, I'm fragile. And, I'm doing this for you.

OK, so I'm so conservative with my costume. Most of the women really "boost" 'em up there, right out there in your face where you can see 'em! Well, I'm with my three young boys, and honestly, they just don't want to see that! Anyway, mine don't boost up anymore. It just aint happenin' anymore!

So, since that first picture scared you, here's a little something for the ladies...

This is one of the guys who does the jousting. I think he's quite handsome. Only because I think he looks like my adorable husband when he was young, before the AF made him whack off his hair. He had long wavy hair like this when we were in college, and well, it just takes me back a few years. So, being the wonderful husband he is, since he knows I think this guy is cute, he took some pictures of him, just for me! And, being the blogging friend that I am, I wanted to share it with you!