Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Ronald McDonald Finally Exposed!!!

Setting: In line at Kinkos waiting to send a fax. There is candy at the counter. Why, I have no idea. Can I not even send a fax without my kid asking for candy?

Collin: mommy, can I have some candy?

Me: no baby, because I'll probably be getting you McDonalds for lunch.

Collin: (after a pause) McDonalds is a stupid name!

Me: Well, I think it's named after somebody.

Collin: Well, yea, but it's fake!

Me: How do you know?

Collin: Hello...have you ever seen a guy walking around with a white head and big feet? He's fake!

Me: you're a genius, Collin!

Collin: I know!


Wendy said...

I can hear him now, "helllloooo" in that cute little way he says it. Too funny. And did you end up buying him candy anyways, or were you able to escape??

Megan said...

What?! Ronald McDonald is fake?! Seriously???!

Lori said...

Sounds like my conversation with my Tink. "The Easter Bunny is fake! Rabbits can't just walk around like that!"