Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More Wisdom from Collin than a stranger needed

Sitting at a Boy Scout Court of Honor:

Collin to a lady sitting next to him that he doesn't know: How old are you?

Nice lady: Let me give you a hint, never ask a girl that.

Collin: My mom's 38.

Later, during the dinner portion:

Nice lady: You better eat that brownie before I eat it for you.

Collin: I know, I know. Women and their chocolate. Women have to have their chocolate.

Nice Lady: Now you know two things about women. You know never to ask their age, and you know they like chocolate.

Collin: Yea, and they don't have a weiner!

You just can't make that stuff up, people!


Shana-Lynn said...

OMG, LOL!!!! What can a woman say to THAT!

Janice said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is the best!!!!!!!!!

Megan said...

He did NOT say that!! I'm dying laughing right now!!!!!!!!

Wendy said...

okay you took me off your email linky thng and I am seriously not happy about it. C'mon.
OKay, but yes, you can't beat the things that come out of that kid's mouth!!

Lori - Queen of Dirty Laundry said...

Oh girl! Cracking up over here.