More Wisdom from Collin than a stranger needed
Sitting at a Boy Scout Court of Honor:
Collin to a lady sitting next to him that he doesn't know: How old are you?
Nice lady: Let me give you a hint, never ask a girl that.
Collin: My mom's 38.
Later, during the dinner portion:
Nice lady: You better eat that brownie before I eat it for you.
Collin: I know, I know. Women and their chocolate. Women have to have their chocolate.
Nice Lady: Now you know two things about women. You know never to ask their age, and you know they like chocolate.
Collin: Yea, and they don't have a weiner!
You just can't make that stuff up, people!